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Introduction

Study leave: the name sounds almost indulgent, does not it? In the hallowed halls of medical training, where the Hippocratic Oath meets the bureaucratic quagmire, one might naively assume that securing study leave—a period designated for the noble pursuit of knowledge—would be a straightforward endeavour. Alas, such assumptions are swiftly dismantled upon encountering the labyrinthine process that transforms a simple request into an odyssey worthy of Homeric verse.

The application abyss

The journey commences with the completion of the Study Leave Application Form, a document rivalling Tolstoy’s War and Peace in length, yet lacking its narrative coherence. Here, the applicant must elucidate the educational merit of their proposed leave, justify its alignment with their personal development plans, and provide assurances that their absence will not precipitate the collapse of the National Health Service.

The hierarchical gauntlet

Upon submission, the application embarks on a pilgrimage through the echelons of medical hierarchy:

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